Do I get a badge?
 I did expect at least a little sympathy after sanding my hand with the belt sander. All I was trying to do was unclog it by banging the belt. Yes, I probably should have turned it off first a German would certainly have turned it off.  So do I get sympathy? No; my helpful Frau informs me that I am a candidate in waiting for a Darwin award.

Do I get a badge?